K's Korner: Funny Quotes

Krushangi Maisuria is a student at Fairfield Ludlowe High School and regular contributor to Fairfield HamletHub. In this installment, and in the spirit of April Fools Day, she shares her favorite quotes, adding that these "made me laugh not only because they were funny, but also because they were true!"

"Why is it that people believe me when I say there are 4 billion stars in the universe but when I say the paint is wet, they have to touch it?"
- Anonymous

"The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it."
- Criss Jami

"If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"
- George Carlin

"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
- Anonymous

"When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?"
- Anonymous

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